I read this in the New Paper today, the funniest news story in a long time.

Dumb Dumber Dumbest caught by cops.

The police in a Melbourne suburb have encountered a drink driving case so silly, they have labelled the 3 drivers Dumb Dumber Dumbest.

Dumb-a 30 year old man from the Melbourne suburb of Epping, and his friend Dumber were driving down a road in Epping last Friday night when they spotted a "booze bus" - a police van that is used for random breath testing for alcohol.

Since Dumb was drunk at the time, he decided to do a U-turn with his silver Toyota just before the stop but was stopped by the police.

Police spolesman say they saw the car do a U-turn and so they pulled him over and took the driver to the bus for the test. Dumb's alcohol readings was more than twice the legal limit.

Shortly after Dumb was ticketed, Dumber decided to take over the wheel and headed once again in the direction of the booze bus. They got pulled over and Dumber also failed his breath test with a reading that was actually higher than Dumb.

The 2 men were then taken to the Epping Police station where Dumber rang his girlfriend to pick them up. The 33 year old became Dumbest when she took the same route on the way to pick them up and was pulled over by the same booze bus. She was breathalysed and also failed.

"I thought it was madness" the police spokeman said. " They all knew the bus was there, they were like moths flocking to a bright light."